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Nike - Just Go Woke

Nike - Just Go Woke

And a new post-indictment presidential poll melts Biden's ice cream. | PLUS 5 BONUS STORIES FOR PRIVATE EYES

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Apr 06, 2023
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Biden Falls Behind Accused Felon in 2024 Race

The day after his indictment, Donald J. Trump has extended his lead over President Joe Biden “as voters appear unconcerned about his legal woes.” The orange man is bad—buh, buh, buh, bad to the bone (in a George Thorogood sort of way.) Both DeSantis and Trump appear to be doing well among women and independent voters, which have been identified as key to winning in 2024. Trump leads Biden among women, 47%-39%. DeSantis leads among women 43%-39%. With independent voters, Trump leads Biden 44%-36%, and it’s DeSantis over Biden 44%-32%. Also significantly, Trump and DeSantis would have the support of 26% of black voters if the election were held today, said Rasmussen. DT was trailing Biden 42%-45% only a month ago….Are you sure this is a good strategy, Democrats?

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Did But Light Spread the Woke Virus to Nike?

Trans spokesperson Dylan Mulvaney sat in a bath tub and drank Bud Light—these online ads started a dumpster fire of wokeness that Bud Light paid for with public backlash. Kid Rock was not happy. Apparently, Nike got too close to Bud Light and caught the woke virus—they hired Mulvaney to model Nike sports bras. Be watching for the video of Kid Rock shooting holes through a pair of Nikes.

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