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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
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NEWS
💊 Unknown Grey Blob Found On The Beach Is Identified By Scientists As Extremely Rare Creature
💊 AI and the Law: It’s the ‘Wild, Wild West’ Out There
💊 Twitter Accuses Meta of ‘Willful and Unlawful’ Intellectual Theft After Threads Launch, Threatens Legal Action
🚨 'America's Darkest Secret': Sex Trafficking, Child Abuse and the Biden Administration
💊 Four people attacked by sharks in New York over Fourth of July
💊 Sacramento Sheriff is sharing license plate reader data with anti-abortion states, records show
💊 Being overweight is now linked to 18 types of cancer: new study
🚨 What is ‘long vax?’ Symptoms linked to COVID-19 shot baffle docs
💊 Video: How Possible is a Trump/RFK Ticket? Is America Ready?
💊 REVEALED: Election Officials Lobbied for Colorado’s BAN on Hand-Counting Votes.
🚨 Heartbroken family calling for action after 13-year-old’s death from ‘chroming’
🛸 First UFO Sighting Ever Recorded: Kenneth Arnold's Life-Altering UFO Experience
🛸 Raccoon Inadvertently Catches Potential UFO After Activating Security Camera
🛸 A Researcher Says the First UFO Really Crashed in Italy in 1933. And He Has Evidence.
🚨 Why Democrats Should Primary Biden
SPORTS
💊 NFL has lame reported excuse for Super Bowl field issues
💊 Northwestern Coach Pat Fitzgerald Suspended for 2 Weeks After Hazing Investigation
💊 Thousands Take Part in First Running of the Bulls in Spain’s San Fermin Festival
🐘 17-year-old Long Island high school football player Robert Bush on life support after collapsing on field: ‘Dealing with the end’
🐘 Castlemaine footballer, 17, dies after collapsing during local game in Victoria
💊 Former Florida QB Jalen Kitna Reaches Plea Agreement on Child Pornography Charges
ARTS - ENTERTAINMENT - CULTURE
💊 Leandro De Niro Rodriguez Died of Fentanyl Laced Pills, According to Mom Drena De Niro
💊 AI's Rise of the Machines: Is Hollywood About to Be Overrun by Robots?
💊 Chatbots Flip the Script: For Screenwriters, AI’s Evolution Brings New Tools and New Fears
💊How Did Pee-wee Herman Become A Thing? Paul Reubens' Strange Alter Ego
💊 Las Vegas lights up with dome billed as world’s largest video screen
💊The Horror of Turning Into an Adult: ‘She’s Having a Baby’: As a farewell to the 80s high school-comedy genre he championed, John Hughes’s 1988 feature is a poignant contemplation of growing up.
💊 A Lot Of “Knowledge Work” Is Just Performative Nonsense… but we don’t discuss that openly.
LATEST MEMES, CARTOONS, AND ASSORTED SCREENSHOTS FROM MATTHIEU’S PHONE
You were saying something about ‘magical thinking’?
How do you like your burger?
The Justice League Got Dad Jokes
Believe it or not—our world needs more babies. Human, not fur.
This game of Clue is pretty easy to figure out.
Hollywood needs a new Creative Director.
To be perfectly transparent, RP got my vote THREE times.
Let’s bring more people over to Substack. Sound good?
Those pesky double standards…
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